La Palin reminds me of those girls in high school who always got there first. First body hair, first boobs, first menses, first tampons, first zits - maybe not first in anything academic but WHO CARED? As in, borrrring!
And of course, first to Do It. First base, second base, third base, pregnant. Bummer. By the time us homely, academic types were sending out college applications, the proud beauties were off visiting relatives in a neighboring state for a longish spell and seldom returned to school, with or without a small person in tow.
So, lord have mercy, just when we thought we were safe, here she comes again. Beehive firmly skewered to head, safety glasses hooked behind her ears (keeps flying objects out of the eyes) years older, not a bit wiser, and she still stamps her foot and demands to have it all her own way. And what will she withhold if she isn't pleased? Funding for schools and health? Tax breaks? Civil rights?
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